A new variant of swine flu was discovered today that has put all the UK politicians at risk. 

After weeks of investigation the new variant of Swine flu was discovered in the Houses of Parliament. 

It is though that this flu has become particularly virulent because of the sudden discovery of a large number of greedy pigs who reside in this building. 

Doctors advise that the public should avoid contact with all the political greedy pigs as it could do serious damage to your health.